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What would you write...

In letters of gold on a snow white kite...

Click here to tell Dr Mince what you would like to say on your big kite.

To enhance your chances of winning this competition, simply pay large quantities of cash to

Royal Bank of Scotland
83-16-13
a/c 00225729

The person who submits the most imaginative suggestion will win four of Mr Grimley's faggots in gravy by post.
Competition closes 5th June 2002

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Special Extra Prize for the Largest Donation

A free guided tour with Dr Mince

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The lovely Dr Mince

Due to the nature and content of this competition, it should not be entered by anybody.