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Dr Mince's Gotham Tours

Have your pet ordained by Saint Larry

Pamper yourself with Dr Mince's Fantasy Day Out

Enjoy a guided tour of Gotham by bus.

See the Transsexual Bus Driver.

Eat authentic Italian tinned Ravioli at The Wendie House.


THE TOUR

Every hour from Loughborough Bus Station.

Wave at people as you have your photo taken by Tour Guide and eminent local historian,

Dr Larry Mince.

Buy a souvenir bus ticket, signed by Barbara, the Transvestite Bus Driver.

Amuse yourself in our spacious non-smoking 'Upper Deck' lounge.

Marvel at the wonders of the Brush World theme park.

Simper at passers by.

*NEWSFLASH

SINCE THE DEMOLITION OF THE BUS STATION
THE TOUR MAY NOW TAKE PLACE IN SMALL GROUPS BY PRIOR ARRANGEMENT

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Contact Dr Mince and arrange your tour now.

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This sight has inadvertently been endorsed by Alan Birchenall.

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A bus, not unlike the one you would get if you were going to Gotham, resting, at Loughboroughs, soon to be demolished and not before time, Bus Station.

Click here to look at other pictures of buses and demolished bus stations

Customer Accolades

The best advertising is word of mouth, so below we include some comments from our satisfied customers. For example:

"I bought your product for my husband for Father's Day, and he swears it's the best gift he's ever received!"

Denise Pangling
Loughborough

"Reminiscent of running through nettles in a shell suit"

John Major
Huntingdon

"... thanks for bringing all this to my attention, and also for directing
me to Dr.Mince. He seems to be the very kind of spiritual leader that I have
spent my life searching for. If I can assemble some money, I may send it to
him and ask some advice about my alcohol abuse, or then again maybe I'll
keep the money and drink it. While I ponder that, I thought I would send you
a poem in response to the masterpiece about South Notts.


Thank you."

Dick Gilbert
Classic Buses Website

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