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Have your pet ordained by Saint Larry

Is your pet a spiritual inspiration to you?

How many times have you said to yourself, "If only they could talk?" Quite a lot of times, I should think.
Why not recognise your pet's spirituality and reward him or her with an ordination certificate?

Little Narbey's ordination certificate

Little Narbey's ordination certificate

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Little Narbey is thrilled when he hears that he has been ordained. He already has a dog collar - it must have been meant to be.

For an appropriate donation (how big a price would you put on your pet's soul?) Dr Mince will ordain your pet into the Universal Life Church (of which he himself is a Saint!). The certificate will be posted to your home address. For an extra donation, Dr Mince will compose a personalised prayer for your animal*. Finally, for a negotiable fee, Dr Mince will bless your pet in person.

*Actually, your pet needn't be an animal - it could be a rock, or something.

Naturally, the larger the donation, the posher the certificate will be. Dr Mince does not skimp on materials or craftspersonship. All monies leftover will be given to charitable causes.

Dr Mince's Sainthood Certificate

Dr Mince's Sainthood Certificate

Bless my Dawg*

*or other pet

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Please think carefully about your donation - how much do you love your pet?